Dalai the Nervous Lama

Dalai the Lama, has been dreaming of this moment his whole life while grazing in his paddock near Dural. He has driven his friends insane constantly talking about his obsession with television and fame. He knows the importance of his first audition, and he also knows he will never get another shot at his dreams. He is so nervous his legs are shaking and his fur on his stomach is quivering. All he can think about is returning back to his flock and the questions they will be asking –

“how did you go Dalai?”     “Are you famous yet Dalai?”

His thoughts shift back to the audition and he just hopes he remembers his lines…